I always wonder "If I die, how would my internet friends find out?"
- *Food hits floor*
- little germs: let's get it!
- king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
It's funny when someone posts their life on Facebook for everybody to see, but then get mad at people for "getting in their business"
When washing my face.
Haven’t we all tried this at least once? Don’t lie. You totally have.