August 2011
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July 2011
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“Dude, there’s no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups.”
– Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Starburst's Juicy Contradiction
They say Starburst is a contradiction because it’s a solid, yet it’s juicy at the same time. But isn’t the “juice” from Starburst really just your SPIT?
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Mr. Woodcock
*After Woodcock hits John with a baseball bat in the middle of the night.* John: What the Hell, Woodcock?! Woodcock: It was dark, instinct took over. John: What about when I said, “It’s me, it’s John”?! Woodcock: John is a very common name, there could be a burglar named John. John: What kind of burglar yells out his own name?!
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Funny Conversations with Husband
Me: Guess what Bear Grylls’ real name is? Husband: Beartholomew? Me: Edward. Husband: Uh….no.
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My Most Excellent First Post
My most excellent first post is excellent.
